Saturday, March 03, 2007

Missing: Hermietta

The search has been called off for Hermietta. She crawled out of her home on Sunday of last week and has not been seen since. Our searchers have worked tirelessly to find her but we fear that 6 days would be too long for her to survive without some source of fresh water.

Hermie, seen here making missing posters, was inconsolable. "I tried to get your attention when she was climbing out, but I'm just too darn small. I told her, stop trying to get out, stop trying to escape... but you know her, she was a climbing fool."

Authorities say that while the massive search is being called off, there still will be efforts made to find Hermietta. Much faith is being put in the spreading of dishes with water soaked napkins spread around the area she was last seen.

Your thoughts and prayers during these dark days was appreciated.

Memorial services will be held next week for our fallen crustacean.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Christopher said...

While deep down I think this post shows you to be a very twisted and bored individual my heart still goes out to Hermie and Hermietta. God speed!

10:35 AM, March 04, 2007  
Blogger Peter said...

There appears to be patch of worn rug running in a trail between his cage and the closet housing the circuit breaker. I'm not sure what the little bugger is planning, exactly, but one thing is for sure - those many countless hours of McGuyver in your days of unemployment are about to come back to haunt you.

God speed man, god speed.

11:30 PM, March 12, 2007  

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